IG: apricults

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amyhasallmyuwus:

is this a brooklyn 99 cold open

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whetavar:

Me: dangling hand off bed
Demon: *grabs it*
Me: what are we

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r2–d2:

“I’ll never be busy enough to not miss you.”

m.k. (via tsktsks)

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roshijordan:

adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on

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starfleetrambo:

922703:

thotzekage:

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thotzekage:

I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

I submitted my application and resume

I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB

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reblog for good luck

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k-lionheart:
“really? You’re going to post something like this with no explanation like WHERE IS THE REST OF HIM???????????
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magic-metal:

ironmanstan:

‘gay tv is bad for the kids’ bitch every fucking straight ‘comedy’ show stars a lazy sexist husband that drinks beer and hates his wife id rather my kids watch queer eye where grown men are respectful and kind as all men fucking should be. yall homophobic assholes are so scared of your kids “turning gay” that you let them turn into fucking monsters that will eventually plague our society just like youre doing now

half of straight culture is hating your SO but gay culture is about loving and cherishing your SO and y’all still say it’s bad for kids? smh

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